I want to be rich and famous. I want more money than I can spend, and I want looks of adoration wherever I go. I want this to be for something worthwhile.
I want to have a family, a gorgeous wife and three beautiful children. I want to give them everything I never had, not forgetting to give them the benefit of the experiences I did have.
I want a world without war, without hate, without deceit. I want this to be presided over fairly and democratically. I want an end to injustice in all its forms and guises.
I also want a Pot Noodle.
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