I Walked In After Smoking Half Ounce Of Weed To Fi… – Stupid Jokes

I Walked In After Smoking Half Ounce Of Weed To Fi… – Stupid Jokes

I walked in after smoking half ounce of weed to find my mum standing arms folded in the kitchen.
“Oh my god!” She shrieked, “i’ve read about this red eye in my drugs leaflet, you’ve been smoking drugs haven’t you?”
I had to think fast, “Don’t be silly mum I don’t do drugs,” I replied, “it’s pepper spray.”
Now she thinks I’m a rapist.







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