I took my girlfriend into a florist’s, picked up a bunch of flowers and said, “I’m sorry I cheated on you.” She managed to break out into a little smile.
I then put them down, grabbed her hand and walked out again.
She said, “Erm.. Aren’t you going to buy me a bunch then?”
“No. It’s ‘say it with flowers’, not ‘say it with flowers, then buy them’.”