I said to my wife I’m just of to the shop to get some smokes. She shouted out to me “can you get a pint of milk…… No wait better make it one of them big pints!”
I don’t know what I’m going to do with her.
ABOUT US : Laughter is the greatest medication as the old expression says, we at JokesPinoy.com will provide you with all the humorous filipino quotations and photos in tagalog language. Back in 2013, a group of Filipino OFW (Overseas Filipino Worker) got bored and they try to look for some funny quotes online simply to have fun but unfortunately most of the websites they found on that time are having an outdated jokes and have no interaction with the users. From that moment, they then got an idea to build their own jokes website and let other users to give their jokes or opinion together with the existing jokes. After the funds and ideas accumulated, JokesPinoy.com was born, a website that let the user share their jokes and let them have dialogue with other users too. Since the website has been launch, tens of thousands of visitors are coming each day to read jokes and have fun on the website and too as giving their opinion on the jokes they read. We hope from JokesPinoy.com that this website may provide you some grin and happiness, Life is Short so have fun on it.
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