I Have Just Killed My Pregnant Wife And Tomorrow I… – Joke Jokes

I have just killed my pregnant wife and tomorrow I’m going to cut our dead baby out of her womb.
Then I’m going to wait for my girlfriend to fall asleep and place the dead baby between her legs.
I can’t wait, this is going to be the best April fools ever!

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