He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to put in it. She said…You wear briefs, don’t you? He said… Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said…Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money. He said… Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said…Well, you have succeeded. He said… You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man? She said…No, have you? He said… Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains? She said…Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind. He said… Let’s go out and have some fun tonight. She said…Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
Tag: Miscellaneous Jokes