Two g*y men in a bar, one looks at the other and says he has a funny feeling in his a*s.
Then he asked his friend to stick his finger up there to see if he could feel anything.
Sorry I don’t feel anything, ” stick two fingers up there than ” sorry ” still nothing.
Stick your whole hand up there than I have a funny feeling in my a*s.
So he sticks his whole hand in his a*s and then ” wait I might feel something, let me get deeper to see if I can grab it ”
Then he pulls his hand out of his friend’s a*s and look down to see a Rolex ” holly crap its a Rolex ” the other guy looks at him and says ” happy birthday “