Dr. Seuss Episode Of ER Joke

Dr. Seuss Episode Of ER Joke


IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think this ER’s great,But. . . there are problems that can’t wait!Now Benton’s fine, and Carter too,But Ross and Susan just won’t do!Now who do you think that we should hire,Since both of them today I’ll fire?Mark: Kerry, maybe we should wait and see. . .Kerry: That’s great Mark! I knew you would agree. . .Jerry: Dr. Weaver? Sorry to interrupt. . .But the paramedics just pulled up.Mark: Ok, I’m here. What have you got?Shep: This little boy has just been shot!His pulse is faint, his breath is weak.We did all we could to stop the leak.Riley: And this woman here, she has a broken hip. . . Carol: How did she fall? How did she trip?Shep: The kid’s mom was getting in my hair,So I shoved her–lightly–down some stairs.Mark: Benton, Kerry! Take the mom to three!Doug and Susan! Come with me!Riley: But wait, but wait! Oh don’t you see?We’ve got some more; one, two, and three.Kerry: You’ve got three more? How can this be?Explain it, tell it all to me!Riley: Well, Shep was driving. Really fast.A light turned red. Shep hit the gas.We hit a car, it hit two more.Soon the total rose by four.Another bang! Another crash!But we couldn’t stay, we had to dash!We grabbed these three but I am sure,The injured totaled sixty score!Carter: These people really are a mess!Their injuries I cannot guess!It makes me sick, my knees are weak,A toilet I must soon go seek. . .Benton: It’s ok Carter! Stay on your toes!It doesn’t get worse than this you know!To Trauma four let’s take these three.You can do it, come with me!Green: Ok, let’s get this boy on the table.To save his life if we are able!Haleh: Dr. Green! This boy is cyanotic!I can’t find a pulse. . . oh, wait I’ve got it!But it is weak! Oh, woe is us!Doug: Give him saline! IV push!CBC, chem 7, stat!We will save him, bet on that!Oh no, he’s showing poor perfusion!Lydia, start a blood transfusion!Lydia: But Dr. Ross, I hate to say.The blood bank didn’t come today!We’re out of blood, I can’t believe!Doug: Here, use mine! (rolls up his sleeve)Kerry: We need some help! There’s been a crash!Someone’s heart stopped with a flash!But Dr. Benton saved the day,And Carter’s going to be ok.Susan: What can I do, where can I go?I’m not incompetent you know!I deserve a chance and with good reason,I only killed one guy last season!Mark: It’s fine! It’s done, the kid’s ok.We’re sending him up on his way.To surgery he’s off to go,They must sew up that bullet hole.But Dr. Ross, he’s out of sorts. . .We had to take a dozen quarts.Benton: Ok, we’re done. I did it all.I used a double breasted suture saw.I closed them up, I fixed their ills.I patched their wounds, I gave them pills.I have their livers in this sack.I did it all, behind my back.I need more patients, give me more!I just cured three, now give me four!Carter: What happened? Did I miss it all?I saw some blood. I took a fall.But it doesn’t matter, we saved the day!Carol: Get ready! There’s more on the way!

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Health Benefits of Laughter

You may have heard that laughter is the best medicine. However, have you ever thought about it or not? Well, laughing and smiling are infectious. Looking at someone and exchanging a smile can make you reciprocate naturally, despite having a rough day. While only a few people out there know the fact that laughter is good for your health. It doesn't only make you feel good but can be a good cure for the blues.

Top 10 health benefits of laughter

To bring more laughter into your life, let's have a look at the key health benefits of laughter below.

1. Tone muscles and burn calories

Healthy laughter can help in burning calories. Even more, laughter also acts as a cheat sheet when it comes to getting a toned stomach. Most importantly, laughing for 10 to 15 minutes can let you burn up to 40 calories. It means watching a 90-minute comic movie can help you to burn up to 240 calories with ease.

2. Reduce anxiety and depression

Laughter can let you relax your entire body. Even more, it can bring tons of benefits to your mental health as well. A good laughter time will not only let you have some joy, but it can also let you relive the feelings of stress, fear, and depression effectively. Laughing can also improve your mood and bring optimistic, positive feelings with ease.

3. Let you sleep sound

Is the last show you watched before sleep is from a comic genre? Then, you have higher chances of getting a peaceful sleep. It is because laughter's good bout before sleeping can reduce anxiety. It can also relax your muscles and help you to have a better sleep quality with ease. It is important after spending a long and hectic day.

4. Improve blood circulation and flow

University of Maryland researchers have found that laughter can improve your blood vessels' health. It can boost their function and cause your blood vessels to expand and dilate. This situation will play a vital role in improving your blood flow and circulation effectively. So, overall, laughter is important to maintain the best level of endothelium.

5. Boost immune system

Laughter can increase antibody-producing cells in your body. It can also enhance T-cells' effectiveness. Consequently, this will reduce the risks of getting cough and the common cold. As it can help improve the immune system, the strong immune system will ultimately keep the infections and allergies at bay. Even more, laughter can reduce negative thoughts that can impact your immune system. Due to this, a happier person is capable of fighting diseases more than others. It is because he is always in the right mind frame, and his immune system will be in a stress-free zone. Consequently, it will improve your overall health.

6. Enhanced respiration

Have you felt a sense of relief and relaxation after laughter? It is because laughing involves deep exhalation. It will, in return, lower your blood pressure and lead you to a calmer state. Like deep breathing, laughing can also offer you a cleansing effect that is beneficial for respiratory ailments.

7. Ease physical pain

Have you ever thought about how laughter can aid in easing your pain? Well, when you laugh, your muscles move. This muscle movement will expand your blood vessels and send more blood to parts of your body. Even more, the breathing rate also increases and oxygen level in your blood, therefore. So, healthy laughter is always the best way to ease pain naturally and effortlessly.

8. Improve memory recall

Scientists at the Loma Linda University have found that laughter can improve learning and memory. It can also reduce cortisol levels as well in your body. Cortisol is a stress hormone that can impact your mind and body negatively. However, laughter can counteract these effects with ease.

9. Protect your heart health

A good laugh can do wonders to improve blood circulation and flow in your body. Even more, it impacts oxygenation as well positively. Also, laughing can boost your heart rate and oxygen consumption immediately and effortlessly. Consequently, this can help in reducing cardiovascular diseases, improving heart health and respiration system.

10. Work as a stress buster.

With every laugh, your face features send a signal to the brain. This signal will help in relieving the endorphins. It will act as a pain killer, reduce stress, and make you feel happy.

Overall, laughter therapy is highly effective in enjoying various health benefits in life. Make sure to have it daily.