A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a lightning storm hit. Most of the other boats immediately headed for the shore, but not our friend the lawyer. Alone on the rear of his aluminum ba*s boat with his buddies, this individual stood up, spread his arms wide and shouted: “HERE I AM LORD, LET ME HAVE IT!” Needless to say, God delivered. The other two pa*sengers on the boat survived the lightning strike with minor burns.
Tag: Dumb Jokes