Did You Make A Donation? Joke

Did You Make A Donation? Joke


At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer in the whole town hadn’t made a contribution. This guy was making about $600,000 a year so the volunteer thought, “Why not call him up?”He calls up the lawyer.”Sir, according to our research you haven’t made a contribution to the United Way, would you like to do so?”The lawyer responds, “A contribution? Does your research show that I have an invalid mother who requires expensive surgery once a year just to stay alive?”The worker is feeling a bit embarra*sed and says, “Well, no sir, I’m…””Does your research show that my sister’s husband was killed in a car accident? She has three kids and no means of support!”The worker is feeling quite embarra*sed at this point. “I’m terribly sorry…””Does your research show that my brother broke his neck on the job and now requires a full time nurse to have any kind of normal life?”The worker is completely humiliated at this point. “I am sorry sir, please forgive me…””The gall of you people! I don’t give them anything, so why should I give it to you!”

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