Democrats On The Front Porch Joke

Democrats On The Front Porch Joke

This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the police to my house right away! There’s a damn Democraton my front porch and he’s playing with himself.””What?” the operator exclaimed. “I said there is a damn Democrat on myfront porch playing with himself and he’s weird; I don’t know him andI’m afraid! Please send the police!” the little old lady repeated.”Well, now, how do you know he’s a Democrat?””Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he’d be screwingsomebody!”

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