“Darling, promise you’d never cheat with me with another woman?” said the wife.
“Oh course not dear, I’m 100% sure of that!” I replied.
“You’re such a sweetie!” she cooed. “How are you so certain?”
“Cos if I was with another woman, I’d never cheat on her with such an ugly fat cow like you.”
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