Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a Italian bullfighter tries to do. Baloney buh-lo’-nee: Where some hemlines fall. Bernadette burn’-a-det: The act of torching a mortgage. Burglarize bur’-gler-ize: What a crook sees with. Counterfeiters kown-ter-fit-ers: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. Eclipse e-klips’: What an English barber does for a living. Eyedropper i’-drop-ur: A clumsy ophthalmologist. Heroes hee’-rhos: What a guy in a boat does. Left Bank left’ bangk’: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot. Misty mis’-tee: How golfers create divots. Paradox par’-uh-doks: Two physicians. Parasites par’-uh-sites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower. Pharmacist farm’-uh-sist: A helper on the farm. Polarize po’-lur-ize: What penguins see with.
Tag: Miscellaneous Jokes