Blonde On Flight Joke

Blonde On Flight Joke


On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first cla*s section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first cla*s ticket. The blonde replied, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York and I’m not moving.” Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first cla*s section. Again, the blonde replied, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York and I’m not moving.” The co-pilot returned to the c**kpit and asked the captain what to do about her. The captain said, “I’m married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this.” He went to the first cla*s section and whispered in the blonde’s ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling to herself, “Why didn’t anyone just say so?” Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat. He said, I told her the first cla*s section wasn’t going to New York.

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