Bassoon Jokes

Bassoon Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital.Q: Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? A: The bassoon burns longer. Q: What is a burning oboe good for? A: Setting a bassoon on fire. Q: Which burns better, an oboe or a bassoon?A: A bassoon; there’s more wood!Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but they’ll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.Q: What are oboes good for?A: Kindling when burning basoons

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