As I Lay There In The Road With Bits Of My Body Sp… – Modern-Life Jokes

As I lay there in the road with bits of my body spread all around me, I offered up a silent prayer for death to take me and for the agonizing pain to stop.
I couldn’t believe it when I heard a reply;
“Welcome to Heaven”
Blissfully, I said, “I’m ready to be taken now. I’ve always been a firm belie, ”
“All of our angels are busy helping other customers at the moment. Your death is important to us and is being held in a que. Please wait patiently”

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