A Policeman Stopped Me Last Night – Stupid Jokes

A policeman stopped me last night.
“Do you know how fast you was just going?” he asked.
I said, “About 50 mph.”
He said, “You’re breaking the law.”
“How fast should I be going then?” I asked.
He said, “8 mph, you’re on a mobility scooter.”

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