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A Policeman Stopped Me As I Was Running Down The S… – Stupid Jokes

A Policeman Stopped Me As I Was Running Down The S… – Stupid Jokes



A policeman stopped me as I was running down the street last night and said, “Where are you off to?”
“I’m off to catch my train,” I replied. “I’m late.”
He said, “A man fitting your description has just been involved in a robbery. Do you mind if I search you?”
“Come on, mate,” I pleaded. “My train is leaving in ten minutes.”
He said, “It’s up to you, we can do this now or at the station, your choice.”
“The station,” I replied, running off. “I’ll meet you there.”



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