A man saw a sign in the window of a restaurant that read “Exotic Breakfast” so he walked in and sat down. The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted.
“What’s your Exotic Breakfast?” he asked.
“Baked tongue of chicken!” she proudly replied.
“Baked tongue of chicken? Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a chicken’s mouth!” he fumed.
Undaunted, the waitress asked, “What would you prefer, then?”
“Just bring me some scrambled eggs,” he replied.