A Guy Goes Into His Local Bank And Says To The Man… – Food-And-Drink Jokes



A guy goes into his local bank and says to the manager, “I’d like to borrow 100,000 to open a cheese factory in Cheshire. It’s gonna be great.”
“Wow, hold on a minute”, says the bank manager. “There’s already a company called Cheshire Cheese – you’re gonna have to come up with something better than that.”
The guy comes back next week, and says, “Right I’ve got it. I want to borrow 200,000 to open a cheese factory in France. It’s gonna be called Brie Cheese.”
“I’m afraid that one’s already there too,” says the bank manager. “Brie Cheese is world famous, so I can’t lend you the money for that.”
In a last ditch attempt, the man comes back in the following week. “Right”, says the man, “I’ve got it. I want to borrow 500,000 to open a cheese factory in Israel.”
“Oh, now we’re talking,” says the bank manager. “What are you going to call it?”
The man smiles proudly and says, “Cheeses of Nazareth.”




Rate this Joke:
0.00 avg. rating (0% score) - 0 votes



Leave your comment bellow