A girl came up to me in a club and said ‘You look familiar to me. Are you on TV?’.
To which I replied ‘Why, yes. Come back to my place and I’ll tell you all about it’.
We went back to my flat and she said ‘Come on then. What were you on TV for?’.
I said ‘Well, I was shown leaving the courthouse after being found guilty for luring girls back to my flat, raping and murdering them’.