A Concerned mother warns her little boy, “don’t look at naked women or you’ll turn to stone.”
Johnny loved his mother, and as such decided not to look at naked women.
But one day johhny and his friend were walking along a beach, and saw a woman sunbathing naked. Johnny remembered what his mother said, and turned and ran away from the woman. his friend finally catches up to him and asks why he ran.
Johnny told his friend what his mother said, and then added, “and it must be true, because when i saw that woman I felt myself going rock hard in my trousers