A boss gets back to the office from his lunch and precedes to tell everyone a few ‘great’ jokes he heard whiles out. Everyone is roaring in laughter as he tells his ‘great’ jokes except one man, who just sits there barely moving a muscle on his face.
“What’s the matter with you?” the boss asks. “Feeling under the weather?”
“No sir,” the man replies. “It’s just I don’t need to laugh, I’m leaving on friday.”