A beautiful woman is lying in a hospital bed about to undergo minor surgery. Soon after she is wheeled into the corridor by a nurse, then left alone.
While the nurse is away, a young man in a white coat approaches the girl, takes the sheets away and starts examining her naked body. He walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over and starts examining her.
When a third man comes over and begins to examine her body, the girl begins to grow impatient. “All of this examining is great, you guys are really thorough,” she says. “But when will I be having my operation?”
The first man shrugs his shoulders. “Beats me. We’re just painting the landing.”