When she retired, I thought I'd treat my wife to her dream holiday, travelling along Route 66.
By the end of the second week she'd stopped speaking to me, but I didn't mind, I'd become quite friendly ...
My Dad came up to me the other day and said "son what's the point of this Facebook thing then?"
"Well," I replied, "I use it to find people I've fancied for years, friend them and then crack one off t...
My granny told me what it used to be like at the seaside. "There was a laughing sailor machine. You put your money in and you didn't win anything or get a refund, it just laughed at you. There's nothi...
"If we don't receive 30million in donations over the phone by 2am then kids all over the world will suffer."
No, not Children in Need, I've rounded up a few friends over the internet and we've begun t...
Not really a joke but i thought it was quite funny,
I was walking home the other day and in one of the gardens was a man sitting down in a sunbed reading the paper with a cup of tea.
Next to him his w...
I went into the pet shop yesterday and said, "My two cats keep bringing fleas into the house, do you have anything to stop it?"
"Sure," replied the cashier, "Rub this powder all over their fur and it ...
I've been having problems with my memory lately so I went and saw my Doctor.
My doctor asked me, "So, how long have you been suffering from dementia?"
I guess he was waiting for me to say, "I don't kn...
I'm fed up with all the ethnic minorities near my house in east London so I decided to get on the central line and head to White City. When I got off what I saw made me feel disappointed, disgusted an...
I was out walking the dog when I saw my new boss playing golf. So wanting to make a good impression, I saw his ball near the hole and I shouted to him in the distance "Is this ball yours?"
He said ye...
I got chatting to this girl in the library. We seemed to have quite a lot in common so after about five minutes I decided to go for it.
I whispered to her, "Do you fancy going somewhere a bit noisier?...
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