While working as an airline customer-service agent, I got a call from a woman who wanted to know if she could take her dog on board.
I told her the dog was welcome, as long as she paid a 50 charge and...
Not a joke, just a quote from facebook on a "I love my Duvet" group.
Group: If your bed could talk what secrets would it tell?
Reply: I have no idea because I wouldn't be able to understand it ... My...
Just as I was about to expose myself to the approaching female, I felt a terrible pain in my chest.
As I slumped to the floor, a load of past episodes from my life played themselves out in front of my...
I turned up late for work yesterday.
"What time do you call this?" My boss screamed.
"I'm here now aren't I?," I replied. "I got stuck in traffic."
"You live down the road," he shouted. "And we fini...
I remember my girlfriend looking up at me, as I stuck it in for the first time; pumping away, trying not to get too excited while a man watched us through a window.
Filling up fuel for the first time ...
My friend, Jean, decided to arrange a get together for all of the other Jeans in town, considering it was a fairly unusual name. She planned it for weeks and weeks, sending out invites and such, and s...
I commute a lot, so I bought one of those new Apple iPads so I can read virtual books on long journeys.
It's brilliant, it's just like reading a normal book except it runs out of batteries and it give...
Doctor: What do you see when you look at this?
patient: A dead hooker with no arms or legs.
Doctor: Interesting, what about this one?
patient: A homeless man chopped into pieces.
Doctor: Very interest...
So MTV have organised a concert in aid of climate change. Sounds like a good idea.
Except:
those rock stars they booked have to fly to the gig on their private jets,
people have to travel via car/pla...
Men & women ran for their lives amid scenes of panic on the streets of Liverpool earlier. Early reports suggest that a local businessman entered a JobCentre in the city at approximately 1:30 in the af...
