Doctor: What do you see when you look at this?
patient: A dead hooker with no arms or legs.
Doctor: Interesting, what about this one?
patient: A homeless man chopped into pieces.
Doctor: Very interest...
So MTV have organised a concert in aid of climate change. Sounds like a good idea.
Except:
those rock stars they booked have to fly to the gig on their private jets,
people have to travel via car/pla...
Men & women ran for their lives amid scenes of panic on the streets of Liverpool earlier. Early reports suggest that a local businessman entered a JobCentre in the city at approximately 1:30 in the af...