Have Long Marriages Joke
Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk ho...
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A collection of funny english jokes collected from different sources online. A good section to read funny quotes and funny english jokes if you can’t understand tagalog.
Valid Identification Joke
DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were guarding entry to a bunker-like structure where aircrafts were kept.When a pilot ab...
The Naming Of Jesus Joke
The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion about how Jesus of Nazareth was named. How did he become known as the Messiah, or C...
Dollars Equal Ten Cents Joke
Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by 100$ 1/100 = 100/100 cents=> $ 1/100 = 1 centTake square root both side=> squr($1/100) = squr...
The New Preacher. Joke
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave side committal service at a small local cemetery for someone with no family or friends.The ...
Church Sunday Joke
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. "You know," said the first friend, "I can always tell who the golfers are in church.""How's that?" asked his fri...
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve! Joke
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.9. God knew that Adam would o...
Congratulations Joke
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:"Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker."I got married again," the m...
Yo Momma JokesGalore! Joke
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo mama so stupid she thought an aspiration was butt sweat. Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for day...
YO MAMMA
YO MAMA so short she broke her leg getting of the toilet. YO MAMMA so ugly every one that saw her ran to the grave yard.YO MAMMA so ugly she killed herself. YO MAMMA so hairy every one thought she was...
