Blonde History Lesson. Joke
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease."Would you mind telling me, ...
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A collection of funny english jokes collected from different sources online. A good section to read funny quotes and funny english jokes if you can’t understand tagalog.
Clean Humor Joke
It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they were met by ST. Patrick himself, and he addressed...
Man And Wife At The Zoo Joke
It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless w/straps. As they walk th...
Bar Chatup Joke
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentativel...
Not This Time Joke
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of tr...
Naughty Emicons! Joke
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :o) and :o( respectively...
Officer Involved Shooting Joke
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her car into the nearest self-service gas station. She forgot to put out the cigarette she was smoking as s...
Prostitute And Nymph Joke
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"The nympho says, "Are you done already?"The bl...
The Stranded Lawyers! Joke
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other thing on the island was the tall coconut tree, that provided them their food. Each ...
IBM Memo About Peripheral Replacement Joke
IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices. The person who wrote it was very serio...
