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A collection of funny english jokes collected from different sources online. A good section to read funny quotes and funny english jokes if you can’t understand tagalog.



How Can You Tell? Joke

"Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband."How can you tell ?" he asked. "Did you smell it ?""Nope. But a bunch of mice from over t...

A Microsoft Tale Joke

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment....

Bad News 5 Joke

This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really ba...

Having The Equipment Joke

A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back from fishing after getting up r...

Mother’isms! (Long Joke) Joke

My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking, "What was that for?" "Nothing. DO something and see what you get."I once got smacked and ...

Who Am I? Joke

Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!"Man jumps out from a window. Flying down he starts to ...

Have A Drink Joke

Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road.They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, alt...

Sneaky, Sneaky… Joke

Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she flipped on her reading lam...