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A collection of funny english jokes collected from different sources online. A good section to read funny quotes and funny english jokes if you can’t understand tagalog.





Owed Two A Spell Chequer Joke

Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea.Eye strike a key and type a wor...




Drunk And Arthritis Joke

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he h...

WARNING: New Virus Alert! Joke

*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled "Fighting Canaries," delete it immediately. Do not open it! It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, b...

I.R.S. Parking Tickets Joke

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Boston Globe, April 13, 1990...

Universal Grade Change Form Joke

____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from ____...

Signs And Notices 03 Joke

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container." In a New Y...

Stupid Insults 30/31 Joke

Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips over cordless phones. Truck can't haul a full load. Trying out for ...

Perfect Customer Joke

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.He wrote, "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well groome...