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A collection of funny english jokes collected from different sources online. A good section to read funny quotes and funny english jokes if you can’t understand tagalog.



Discuss Track Types Joke

Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.The first Marine said "those are deer tracks."The second Marine said "No, those are el...

Inventions Joke

NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlight Submarine screen door A book on how to read Inflatable dart board ...

A Serious Condition Joke

A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phonerang. The doctor calml...

Marriage Quotes 03 Joke

This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his w...

Give Me An Ear! Joke

This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the doctor comes out of the operating room, he comes up to him and asks to see his wife and baby.Docto...

A Lesson In Ebonics Joke

A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' He stands up and says, "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R."The teacher says, "No, ...

Some Whimsical Sayings Joke

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?Don't use a big word where a d...

Police Officer Joke

A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on a bike.The officer says, "Pull over," and the driver pulls over to the side of the road.He says, "I'm s...