JokesPinoy.com Banner

You're Viewing English Jokes Entries, Have Fun!

English Jokes

A collection of funny english jokes collected from different sources online. A good section to read funny quotes and funny english jokes if you can’t understand tagalog.






Where Am I, Cathy? Joke

Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"Witness: "Where am I Cathy?"Attorney: "And why did that upset you?...

Clinton And Gore At Lunch! Joke

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu, the waitress comes over and asks Clinton,"Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes...




New Driver’s License Joke

Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the ...

Purchasing Mailing Lists Joke

With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are distributing mailing lists anywhere possible. In one particularly cr...

Q + A Iraqi War Jokes

Q: What's the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the fastest way to break up a b...

A Woman Goes To A Psychiatrist And Says… Joke

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got todo something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!" "I wouldn't worry too much about it," th...

At A Dentist’s Joke

Dentist: "Would you help me out? I'd like you togive a few of your loudest screams." Patient: "Why, Doc? It isn't all that bad this time." Dentist: "Well, there are abo...

Pinnochio Joke

Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters!"So he went back to his ...

Stupid Drunk Blonde Joke

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried ...

Meals On Wheels Joke

Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful -- she had to sleep ...