Genie And The Beer Joke
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes floating by in the current. One codger scoops it up, sees a cork in the top, and yanks it out.A gen...
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A collection of funny english jokes collected from different sources online. A good section to read funny quotes and funny english jokes if you can’t understand tagalog.
A Helicopter Was Flying Around Above Seattle… Joke
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of aircraft's electronic navigation and communicationequipment. Due to...
You Are From Canada Joke
You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when.... You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. The mosqu...
One Day A Teacher Was Teaching Religion… Joke
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class"What part of your body do you think goes up to heaven first?"Two children rose their hand. One was lit...
Diet Rules Joke
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by t...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat Joke
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He walked up the the bar and said "Beer for me, beer for the ostrich, whisky for the cat". They found a table, ...
The Cow And The Chicken Joke
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOLAnd... LOL...the chicken goes ...LOL...Moo!LOL(why would a chicken s...
The Grocery Store. Joke
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store decided to install a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice.The young lad was most intrigu...
Obscene Phone Calls. Joke
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest pleasure is making such calls to kindergarten teachers.He'll find a lonely telephone booth, d...
Daddy, Where Did I Come From? Joke
"Daddy?" the kid asked his father. "Where did I come from?""Ask your mother," he replied."I did," the kid said. "But I don't think she was telling the truth. She said I...