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A collection of funny english jokes collected from different sources online. A good section to read funny quotes and funny english jokes if you can’t understand tagalog.






Not So Wise Joke

In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Unable to come up with a reas...

Stupid Funny Quotes Joke

"Things are more like they are now than they have ever been." --President Gerald Ford "My fellow astronauts..."--Vice-President Dan Quayle, beginning a speech at an Apo...




Great Singer Joke

From Reader's Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings can even carry a tune.So, I've restricted my singing to private places ...

Farmer Joke

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"Farmer: Som...

Kneesles Joke

A young couple got married and they've never made love before. On their wedding night, the new bride is quite anxious to get things going, but the man seemed to be havi...

Better Than Playing Doctor Joke

Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzie asked, "You wanna play doctor?" Johnny replied, "NO, that too old ...

F Word Usage Joke

Fuck is such a versatile word...Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.Confusion: What the fuck...?...

Corporate Lessons! Joke

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gow...