Bad News… Joke
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his best friend the job of keeping an eye on his wife. If anything out of the ordinary should occur, he ...
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A collection of funny english jokes collected from different sources online. A good section to read funny quotes and funny english jokes if you can’t understand tagalog.
Will You Rember Me?? Joke
Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next week??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next month??" "Yes" "Will yoiu rember me next year??" "Yeah" "K...
Software Development Process Joke
Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the code4) Write the manual5) Hire a Product Manager6) Spec t...
A Customer Sent An Order To A Distributor… Joke
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling a great deal of money.The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The...
Knock Knock Jokes 16 Joke
Knock Knock Who's there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock Knock Who's there? Andrew! Andrew who? Andrew a picture! Knock Knock Who's there? Andy! A...
A Packer Fan Was Enjoying Himself At The Game… Joke
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked theguy next to it if he kne...
Americans Joke
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn't agree on how to pronounce it so they decided to stop for lunch and ask the waitress.They sat down to eat their...
Good/Bad Girls Joke
Good girls say " thanks for a wonderful dinner"...Bad girls say, " what's for breakfast?"Good girls never go after another girl's man...Bad girls go after him AND his b...
A Short History Of Medicine Joke
A Short History of MedicineI have an earache...2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.1850 A.D. - That prayer is super...
Eternal Marriage Joke
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven's gate waiting on St.Peter to do an intak...
