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Just Lost My Job As A Maintenance Engineer For Jcb – Work Jokes

Just lost my job as a maintenance engineer for JCB. My manager said I was completely incompetent and struggled to maintain anything since the day I started. Apparently maintaining an erection for eight hours on 'bring your kids to work' day doesn't count....

For Some Reason I Can’T Get Hired – Wordplay Jokes

For some reason I can't get hired. I work as a kid's entertainer playing music at parties but several customers think my act is inappropriate so I have turned to the internet to see if anyone wants to book me for their son/daughter's party. Anyway, if you wish to get in contact with me my stage name...

A Man Arrives At Accident & Emergency With A Knife… – Professions Jokes

A man arrives at Accident & Emergency with a knife sticking out of his chest and staggers to the nearest doctor: "Doctor! Please help me!" "Sorry," says the doctor. "My shift has just ended." "But doctor, you have to help me!" The doctor suddenly pulls the knife out of the man's chest and stabs it i...