A Dose Of HMO’s Own Medicine Joke
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter speaks with them and asks what good each has do...
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A collection of funny english jokes collected from different sources online. A good section to read funny quotes and funny english jokes if you can’t understand tagalog.
The 2 Moose Hunters… Joke
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. (emphasis on fool)They got themselves a very authentic cow m...
Golf Shorts-4 Joke
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one.2. Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!" Caddy: "I d...
Advice From Lawyers Joke
George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particularly experienced balloonists, and Lenny's mind quickly drifted from n...
Marriage Quotes By Men Joke
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. Losing a wife can ...
Explaining His Claim Joke
A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim."I understand you're claiming damage...
Some Time Ago Mr. Clinton Was Hosting A State Dinner… Joke
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took ill and they had to get a replacement at short notice. The fellow arr...
Stupid Insults 5/31 Joke
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone. Another engineering prototype that should not have been shipped. Answers the door when the pho...
Top 10 Signs That You Are Too Drunk Joke
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth. 9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. 8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the...
Disney Password Joke
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," an...