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A collection of funny english jokes collected from different sources online. A good section to read funny quotes and funny english jokes if you can’t understand tagalog.



Yo Momma JokesGalore! Joke

Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo mama so stupid she thought an aspiration was butt sweat. Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for day...

YO MAMMA

YO MAMA so short she broke her leg getting of the toilet. YO MAMMA so ugly every one that saw her ran to the grave yard.YO MAMMA so ugly she killed herself. YO MAMMA so hairy every one thought she was...

Trouble

Lone ranger and tonto surrounded by Indians ready to kill. lone ranger says: what shall we do? Tonto says: white man, what do you mean we? ...

Daughter In College Joke

Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college education?As the policeman, who also had a daughter in...

Drawing God Joke

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork.As she got to one little girl who was wo...

Power Of Observation Joke

It is recounted that at King's College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year's rounds by teaching "a singularl...

A Drunk Irisihman Falls Joke

O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his l...

Hair Growth Joke

A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side ...

His And Hers Road Trip Joke

HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer. Arrives at destination presently. HIS: Pulls off at wrong exit absolut...

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