Use SCHOOLING in a sentence. *Ring, ring*…..Hello? Who SCHOOLING?
Use UNO, DOSE, TRES in a sentence. UNO! DOSE TRES are on fire!!!
Use CHICKEN NUT BREAD in a sentence. Aye Jun-Jun, Stop choking your sister! CHICKEN NUT BREAD!
What are the three prides of the Phillipines? Pride fish, pride chicken, and pride rice. 🙂
Use TENACIOUS in a sentence. I went to The Athlete’s Foot yesterday to buy a pair of TENACIOUS.
Use CONTEMPLATE in a sentence. I went to a party last night. There was so much food pero co-CONTEMPLATE.
Use CURTAIN and KITCHEN in one sentence. Aray! Huwag mo akong CURTAIN. Masa-KITCHEN.
Use PUNCTUATION in a sentence. Daddy, pasukan na next week. Kailangan ko ng PUNCTUATION.
Use GUAVA in a sentence. I just had a haircut. Masa-GUAVA?
Use DEDUCT,DEFENSE, DEFEAT, and DETAIL in a sentence. DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE but DETAIL landed before DEFEAT. Use DEPOSIT in a sentence. Paki-check nga ang banyo. I think DEPOSIT is leaking.
Use PERSUADING in a sentence. Kiko and Kikay got married on June 1, 1992 so on June 1, 1993, they are going to celebrate their PERSUADING anniversary.
Use DEVASTATION in a sentence. I wait for the bus at DEVASTATION every morning.
Use CONCLUSION and OPINION in one sentence. (Pointing to a door): CONCLUSION, hindi OPINION.
Use PAMPERS and PAPERS in one sentence. At the gasoline station, I asked the attendant, “Do I PAMPERS or do I PAPERS?”
Use DIFFERENCE and DIFFERENCES in one sentence. If the royal family has a baby boy, he is called DIFFERENCE; if they have a baby girl, she is called DIFFERENCES.
Use PROTESTANT in a sentence. Apples, oranges, and other fruits can be bought at the PROTESTANT.
Use ANALYZE and ANATOMY in one sentence. My ANALYZE over the ocean so bring back my ANATOMY.
Use IRAQ, IRAN and EGYPT in one sentence. IRAQ is bigger than a stone; IRAN is faster than a walk; and EGYPT is smaller than a truck.
Use INDAY in a sentence. (In your best Whitney Houston voice): INDAAAAAAAAAAY will always love you…ooooooo.
Use ASSOCIATE in a sentence. My dog smelled awful kasi naman pala next to him, ASSOCIATE.
Use DINUGUAN in a sentence. I tried turning on the TV but no matter how many times I tried DINUGUAN.
Use PAUL five times in a sentence. PAUL, be carePAUL; you might PAUL in the swimming PAUL and make a PAUL of yourself.
Use HOSTESS in a sentence. To answer a ringing telephone, you say, “HOSTESS?”
Use CASHEW and SKATE in a sentence. I want to have a tattoo sana CASHEW mukhang ma-SKATE e.
Use CUISINE in a sentence. I hope you studied last night because your teacher might give a surprise CUISINE Math.
(i am a filipino american, i show no disrespect. just for fun)
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