SPERM STORY

SPERM STORY


Sabi nila, normal lang daw sa teen age boys na tuwing pupunta ng comfort room, they do their miracles.

One day, as Juan did it, tumalsik yung sperm sa binabasa nyang porn mag at nasabi nya sa sarili…”sayang, matalino sana, mahilig magbasa”. Next day, again he did a miracle at tumalsik naman yung sperm sa toilet bowl at nagswimming sa water…”sayang, swimmer dapat”. Another day passed, again he did it again. This time, naglambitin bitin at nagpaikot ikot yung sperm sa sampayan. “Woiw, sayang na naman, dapat sirkero, magaling sigro tumambling”.

Then one day, as he did it in the nth time, nagtaka sya, wala syang napansin, kung s’an tumalsik. As he went out the CR, nadulas sya at napahiga sya sa sahig.”Walang ‘hiya…eto talaga ang sayang…BLACK BELTER dapat, ang lupet”.

Moral Lesson: Don’t do it w/out a partner… para di sayang!








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