Bitoy: “Dagul, bakit ang pandak mo?”
Dagul: “Kasi, bata pa lang ako, ulila na ako. ”
Bitoy: “Anong kaugnayan nun sa pagiging pandak mo?”
Dagul: “Sira ulo ka pala eh! Wala ngang nagpalaki sa akin! ”ADVERTISEMENT
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This really isn't joke but this straightforward tips would help you to avoid a financial problem in the foreseeable future. As many Filipinos both local and abroad went broke because of wrong use of bank credit card, I am hoping that this straightforward hints would help.
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