Ngongo Sa Call Center

Ngo ngo sa Call Center:

Customer: Hi can I pay bills by phone please?

Ngongo: no mroblem Ngiss (miss) , mey naym ngeb nuyr angount nummer mliss ?

Customer: What did you say ? is this some kind of a joke. I cannot understand , any single words you’ve said. Are you an employee?

Ngongo: nges nguss mi , ngiss naym wan nuyr angount nummer? Mliss ngaw ngen naym nelp ngif nu nar nengry , ngyess naym mey emmloyi , ngany mroblem ngam (mam) ?

Customer: Can I talk to a real person? Please do not waste my time!

Ngongo: Henno! Henno! Nu meyk mi nengry ! snumid ! ngustomer , ngat nis nisngasning! ( disgusting!)
Nu nar mrenunise (prejudice) naym mill mayl ngompleyn nu my numermaynor (supervisor).

Nakita ng supervisor si Ngongo galit na galit at kinausap ang customer:

Supervisor: Henno! Henno ! ngiss mey naym nelp nu? Henno! Henno! Nar nu nner? (are you there?)

Customer: OMG! Another Robot!!!

Langya ngongo rin pala ang supervisor , hahahahaha

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