Knock- Knock


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  1. Cashew Nut. Don’t tell me you’re sorry Cashew Nut. ~ (UNFAITHFUL-Rihanna)
  2. Ginabing Kokey. Just dance, ginabing kokey. Dadoodoom. (JUST DANCE-Lady Gaga)
  3. Come back to me. Come back to me bok ang puso. Wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito.
  4. Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato. New York..kangkong, kangkong, greenwich, tomato. Now you’re in New York! New York! (EMPIRE STATE OF MIND- Alicia Keys)
  5. Sinigang. Sinigaaang! Sandal ka lang. At wag mong pipigilan.~
  6. Solusyon. Solusyon, sa Visayas, at sa Mindanao! (WOWOWEE Theme Song)
  7. Civil War. Civil war ang tunay na mahirap. Civil war ang tunay na may malasakit. (MANNY VILLAR Campaign song)
  8. Inday. Indaaaaaay will always love you. (I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU-Whitney Houston)
  9. Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne yooou forever. Deep inside my heart it’s yooou forever. (FOREVER-Damage)

10.   Ay Dyusko! Ay dyusko to say I love you, Ay dyusko to say how much I care. (I JUST CALLED TO SAY I LOVE YOU-Stevie Wonder)
11.   Phone na Nokia. Phone na Nokia, di sinasadya. Di kayang magtapat ang puso ko.
12.   Kamuning. Kamuning get me, get me, get me. Baby i’m yours. Kaamuning get me.
13.   Russian Patay. Wise men say, only fools Russian, patay can’t help, fallin in love with you.
14.   Terminal. Terminal..every now and then i get a little bit lonely.. (TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART)
15.   Alfred. Alfred my wings and i learned how to fly..
16.   Bumili ng bagong folding bed. Bumili ng bagong folding bed (MAD AT YOU- Neyo).
17.   Pikachu. No, I don’t wanna go to bed (pikachu). (MAD AT YOU- Neyo)
18.   Fire, apoy. If fire apoy, I think I could understand. (IF I WERE A BOY- Beyonce)
19.   River boat. River boat young when I first saw you. I close my eyes. (LOVE STORY- Taylor Swift)
20.   Lady Gaga. Kung Lady Gaga ka.. sa piling ng iba..
21.   Para, Mamang Taxi. I’m your biggest fan, I’ll follow you until you love me. Para, mamang taxi. (PAPARAZZI- Lady Gaga)
22.   Nido Gatas. I Nido boo, gatas see you boo.. and the hearts all over the world tonight. said the hearts all over the world tonight.
23.   I-autoload mo ako. How much? Magkano? Nothing’s gonna change my love for you, i-autoload mo ko. how much? magkano?
24.   Soon to Open: Pan de Manila. Uno, dos, tres, soon to open Pan de Manila.
25.   Pritong Saba, Pritong Mani, Sinigang, Kare-kare. Pritong saba, pritong mani, sinigang, kare-kare. Hallelu– Hallelujah.
26.   Tagabitbit Putobumbong. Tagabitbit. Tagabitbit. Tagabet bet bet bet bet. Putobumbong. putobumbong. Putobumbong.
27.   Kabag Again. Now i’m speechless, over the edge of this breathless. I never thought that I would catch this, the kabag again.
28.   Melon, Kangkong, Mais, Gulaman, Talong. Melon kangkang mais gulaman. Maari bang mag-talong?
29.   Medicine. Bayang magiliw.. medi-cine.
30.   Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa. Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa. (intro – always be my baby – mariah)
31.   The Hill and Cow. The hill and cow ang sigaw ng puso ko. Ikaw ang nasa isip ko.
32.   Honda. Honda first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me.
33.   Honda ulit! Honda wings of love! Up and above the clouds the only way to fly, is Honda Wings of Love.
34.   Pacquiao. But it’s over now. Come on and take Pacquiaooo.
35.   Lasengga. All lasengga ladies. All lasengga ladies. Put your hands up!
36.   Twenty-one. 7 + 7 + 7.. Twenty-one.. 7 x 7 x 7, yan ang hindi ko alam!
37.   BDO. Watch me on your BDO Phone. BDO phone.
38.   Dina Bonnevie, Gary V. Dina Bonnevie my lover, Gary V with my friends.
39.   Lactum. I Lactum move it move it!
41.   Pulis may wang-wang. Pulis may wang-wang-wang! Shorty fire burning on the dance floor. Ooh~
42.   Tuna Pie. Tuna pie, tuna limit, tuna wall~ for a chance to be with you i’d rather risk it all. Tuna pie, tuna fever come what may! ~
43.   China. Chinaaa~ ika’y muling makita ko. Damhin ang tibok ng puso mo.
44.   Buko Shake. Voulez buko shake avec moi ce soir. Voulez buko shake avec moi ye ye ye ye.
45.   Mighty Mouse. Mighty mouse outside Chicago. Can’t stop driving I don’t know why~
46.   Brunei. May nagmamahal, aakay sa’yo. Aking Brunei ikaw ang nagbigay ng buhay kooo~
47.   What can be? What can be? bitiw bigla. What can be? bitiw bigla. Higpitan lang ang yong kapit..
48.   Coca Cola. Coca cola na lang sana ang iyong minahal, di ka na muling mag-iisa.
49.   We were Aswang. We were aswang babe. For a moment in time.
50.   Little Manuel. I’m not crazy, I’m just a little manuel. I know, right know you can’t tell.
51.   Abby. Abby loving you~ forever! Deep inside my heart its you. Forever.
52.   Lesbians. So lesbians, lesbians for love. Lesbians, lesbians tonight!
53.   I’m a friend. I’m a friend to fly. and I don’t know why?
54.   Korina – Mar Roxas. Oooh~ ooh~ Korina-Mar Roxas.
55.   MOA. Girl you know MOAAA, girl you know MOAAA. (birthday sex)
56.   Thesis. Thesis the moment, my final test.
57.   Cheesy palaman sa tasty. No he can’t read my poker face (cheesy-palaman-sa-tasty). popopoker face popopoker face.
58.   New Zealand. New Zealand ka sa mundong ito. Laking tuwa ng magulang mo.
59.   Knock knock. Knock knockaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura?
60.   Canada. Nakaligo Canada sa dagat ng basura? (OMFVillar! WTF! LSS!)
61.   Joana. I joana close my eyes! I joanna fall asleep.
62.   Pussy Cat. Mag-pussycat! mag-pussycat. Dito sa showtime lahat tayo pussycat!

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  1. Sean Bufete

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Justin Bieber,Justin Timberlake,Frozen,Baked,Gate..
    Justin Bieber,Justin Timberlake,Frozen,Baked,Gate who?

    Justin Bieber reason,Justin Timberlake's enough.Just a second were not Frozen just Baked and we can learn to love a gate!

  2. Jerick Dela Cruz

    NAPOLES: Knock Knock

    PNOY: Whose there?

    N: PORK BARREL

    P: Pork Barrel who?

    N: What does the fox say?? Ringdegedingdingding~~

    P: Asan ang Pork Barrel?

    N: HINDI KO PO ALAM.

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