IPhone4S Siri

IPhone4S Siri

Manny’s gift for Nany D last Christmas is iPhone4s
Manny: Merry Krestmas Nay , gift ko po mahal yan iPownPur with Siri
Nanay D: Naku daghang salamat anak bigtime ka imo. Ano yung siri.
Manny: Pwide ka maga talk sa Pown like this (demonstration). “Wats the wider today?”
Siri: “I don’t understand, do you mean contact Juday?
Manny: Ay tange (galet na), may bagyo ba?
Siri: What bag do you mean?
Nany D: Ay hirmes yun ang gusto ko katulad ni Jenke
Siri: “Do you want me to search the web for “herpes”?
Nanay D: Bakit may sakit ba si Jenke.
Manny: Siri, who es Jenke’s hasband?
Siri: Sorry, do you mean James Bond?
Nanay D: Senasabe ko na nga ba mag karibal sila ni Kres.
Manny: Siri, are yo syur, wat els?
Siri: For your eyes only
Nanay D: Oke i sra ko mata ko para di ku mareneg usap nyo.
Manny: Siri who es the beast Penoy bokser?
Siri: I can check that, do you want me to search for the beast monster?
Nanay D: Ano daw? bakulaw ka! Ibegay mo sa akon yan at ako naga talk. Whos is Belo?
Siri: Do you mean below the belt?
Nanay D: No, yung doktura ng mga byutes tonta?
Siri: Do you mean you are hopeless?
Nanay D: Ay bweset na ito ingles di ko maentendehan isoli mo na lang di kame maga intendehan.
Manny: Oo nga nay pate si Jenke siniSirian.
Siri: I respect you, sorry I could not get what you mean.
Nany D: Naku talaga naman tayo pang men sa kaniya, itapon mo na lang sa elog.
Siri: Goodbye, you just log out……….
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