Pilipino : Hoy! Sino ka? Bakit ka maputi???
American : Haven’t you seen an American before?
Pilipino : Hindi ko maintindihan ang salita mo.
American : I can’t understand your language.
Phil-Am : Both of you! Stop that! Hindi ako tanga! You can’t understand both language, basahin mo ito!
*Phil-Am gives them opposite dictionaries*
American : Now, you understand.