“You could’ve warned me meeting your parents for the first time was going to be like this!” said my new girlfriend.
“Calm down, love!” I replied. “I can’t help them being like they are.”
“But I’ve badgered you for weeks! Bought shoes, a new dress and spent a fortune on my hair… You know all this!” she snorted.
“I know love, I should have said. And I’m sorry their grave is such a mess as well.”
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