Why do so many thoughtless parents fail to give their children names?
Not only does it make life incredibly difficult for them, but it also means they are far more likely to die in accidents. I mean, how often do you hear on the news things like “A man, who has yet to be named, was found squashed to death by a train last night”.
And, why do the police get the job, and why don’t they do it when the person is alive… “Police have yet to name the young woman found strangled in her house this morning”
Is naming someone so hard?
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