When I Broke Up With My Wife, I Didn’T Want Anythi… – Wordplay Jokes

When I broke up with my wife, I didn’t want anything from her in the settlement except a pint of milk, four egg yolks, a vanilla pod, an ounce of caster sugar and two fluid ounces of single cream. She mixed it all up in a bowl and then threw it in my face.
On the plus side, I did get custardy.

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