When I arrived home today I saw a note on the table, so sitting down I started to read.
Ive finally decided that the time has come for me to leave you. You are cold, arrogant, condescending and uncaring. I know that im going to be happier without your constant put downs and Ill finally be able to start appreciating myself without you pointing out my mistakes and making me feel stupid. I hope you will someday understand my reasons. Yours,
I sat there for a few minutes, numb with shock with one question going around in my head. How was it that a grown woman could not properly use an apostrophe?
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