“What’s the matter love,you look really fed up?”I asked the girlfriend earlier.
“I feel like I’m living with a child.”She moaned.”When are you gonna man up and make an honest woman of me?”
“Well maybe this’ll cheer you up.”I said,grinning,and handed her a ring.
She immediately stood up,threw it back at me and ran out of the room sobbing.
Well pardon me for breathing! I thought to myself as I popped a fried egg in my mouth.
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