“What do you mean you’re not buying my car?” I said to the guy collecting it from Ebay.
“Well I don’t think it’s yours,” he said. “Apart from the forged papers, there’s just something wrong about it?”
“So you’re turning down the chance to buy a thirty grand car for 500?”
“Yes mate, you don’t even know how to turn off the siren and the blue flashing lights.”
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