What a night’s sleep I had, first I thought my hair was stuck to the headboard, then I couldn’t stop sucking my teeth. I even moved my pyjamas 12 inches below my waist. then I dreamt I had a really cool mobile phone, but it wasn’t mine. It got worse as I started waving my arms around and talking with my fingers. I eventually woke up as I fell whilst being chased by a lot of policemen.
What a night, I slept like a wog.
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