Waiting to board a ferry, a woman collapses and cracks her head on a mooring bollard. As a crowd gathers, her husband stands up and scans the queue. “Help!” he shouts. “Anyone! Is there a doctor here?!”
A bloke fights his way forward, “Make way, stand back please. Thankyou”
“Thank God!” says her husband.
The bloke crouches down and starts examining the bollard. “Nah you’re ok, mate, no damage”
“What sort of doctor are you?” screams the husband at the man.
“Oh sorry, mate” he replies. “Thought you said docker.”
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