Today just isn’t my day..
Just before, I was in our room doing some work on the computer, and i accidentally knocked my pen off the desk and, as clumsy as I am, I banged my nose on the drawer. It was bleeding A LOT, so I grabbed the nearest piece of cloth to stop the blood..
Then my wife came in and she wasn’t impressed to catch me in our room with a pair of blood covered knickers over my nose…
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