The Wife Woke Me Up Earlier, She Said “Get Up Love… – Food-And-Drink Jokes



The wife woke me up earlier, she said “Get up love, I’ve brought you a McDonald’s home!”
“Is it warm?” I asked. “I am not eating a cold McDonald’s.”
“No love, you want me to stick it in the microwave for you?”
They just don’t taste the same heated up later on.
Probably the worst McFlurry I’ve ever had.




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