The wife just told me the kids next door had died of malnutrition after being left home alone for weeks by their parents.
“Well, I checked in on them, but they seemed alright. In fact they were planning a holiday” I said.
“What? When was this?” she asked.
“Last week. I knocked on & asked through the letterbox how they were doing & one of them said ‘Goin Hungary'”
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