The Wife And I Were In Homebase – Stupid Jokes

The wife and I were in Homebase.
“I’m sure I’ve forgotten something”, she said as she stood in the aisle checking her shopping list.
“Toilet duck”, I said
“Don’t be stupid”, she replied, “We’ve got some at home and they don’t sell it in Homebase”.
Then I threw a toilet at her.

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