The salesman left the house in a hurry to go to work.
As she did every morning, his wife began her Yoga exercises in bed.
The man realised he had left his briefcase in the bedroom, he went
back into the house to recover it.
When he entered the bedroom, his wife was on her back, naked, with her legs elevated above her head.
Barely glancing at her as he rushed back with his briefcase, he said, “For God’s sake, comb
your hair and brush your teeth. You’re getting to look more like your mother
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