The Police Were Investigating A Burglary On My Estate This Afternoon – Wordplay Jokes

The Police were investigating a burglary on my estate this afternoon. I think I might of upset them.
The officer came to my door and said “Can you tell me your movements this morning?”.
“Yes. Loose ones, I shat myself at 8am” I replied.


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