The other day, my baby was crawling along the floor, stopped, thought for a bit, staggered uneasily to his feet, then shakily walked across the room looking pleased with himself. My missus was elated, showering him with praise and affection.
Why is it, when I do the same thing after coming back from the pub at 3 in the morning, I just get a slap?
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